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Aubrey Plaza - Nylon Magazine - September 2014

Aubrey Plaza - Nylon Magazine - September 2014


incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.


thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…


don’t do that stop doing that

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that



I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans. The symbol of the rebellion.

#thg #cf #mj

"If you think Jesus was white I’m gonna need you to open up a geography book and then hit yourself in the face with it"
— My dad telling it like it is (via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)



quantumfemme:

zebablah:

sherlockspeare:

(X)

what the fuck is wrong with interviewers

and yet benedict cumberbatch looks like cottage cheese

but no one says shit about that


asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: AUSTRALIA

Originally located in Arnhem Land, The Australian College of Sorcery and Witchcraft was a sprawling campus of large huts that eventually coalesced into one single structure. The college detached from mainland Australia soon after British settlement in order maintain their practices and culture. Ever since, the school has been drifting haphazardly in the ocean, although it never strays far from the Australian coast for ancient magic keeps the school tethered to Australian soil. Every year, a team of witches and wizards must be employed to anchor the floating campus so students aren’t forced into a cat-and-mouse chase at the beginning of the year in order to attend school (a frustrating endeavour which often results in the postponing of classes due to a large number of absences). To students’ great enjoyment, various creatures (including the occasional mermaid) can often be found sunbathing around the perimeter of the campus which gently slopes into the water. Due to their exposure to unusually friendly oceanic creatures, the college boasts incredibly extensive courses in aquatic-life studies, and is held in high esteem by the international wizarding community for its innovations in water magic. 
#hp #perf


Next time you get a “tumblr/facebook questionnaire” asking you to work out your porn star name or something, remember this…

butchboiblues:

semperfrosty:

Your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, your birthday and the first street you grew up on are usually the same fields used for password security reset questions

Stay Frosty

Fuck y’all. Good looking out